Movie: All your favourite dialogues from Gangs of Wasseypur 1 & 2

1. While motivating his labourers

Ramadhir Singh: Saala humre ghar me khaane ke liye nahi hain logon ke pass, aur woh apne ghar ke baahar garden garden khel raha hai.

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2. When Nagma catches Sardar Khan in a brothel

Sardar Khan: Arrey yeh haraamzaadi bolti hai ki yeh Nagma hai… Hum nashe me they, pata nahi chala, yeh hamara fayda utha rahi thi.

3. When Sardar Khan takes permission to keep visiting the brothel.

Nagma Khatoun: Aadmi ko yeh galat paida ho gaye hain. Ghodiyon ke astabal me yeh akela ghoda hona chahiye tha.

4. While having a dinner during the above discussion

Nagma Khatoun: Khana khao, taqat aayega. Bahar jaake bezzatti mat karana.

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5. When Ramadhir Singh first learns of the Sardar Khan threat.

Ramadhir Singh: Uske muh me taar daalke gaand se nikaalke, isi plot pe patang nahi udayi, to humara naam nahi.

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6. Background narration

Nasir: Yeh woh zamaana tha jab bade log apna naam bhul jaate they, lekin apna zameen aur apna samaan nahi.

7. Background narration

Nasir: Insaan jo hai bas do hi nasal ke hote hain… ek hote hain haraami aur doosre hote hain bewakoof.

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8. In police station

Sardar Khan: Vidhayak saab, aand chahe jitna bhi bada ho jaaye, laand ke neeche hi rehta hai.

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9. Same police station scene as above

Sardar Khan: Aapko nahi pata nahi hum kaun hai, Ghar wapas jaake jab apne pitaji ka gaand khuja rahe honge tab poochiyega hum kaun hai. SP saab ek vidhayak ko sare aam thane me thappad maarne ka kitna din jail me jaana padta hai?

10. When entering jail premises, announcing to all inmates

Sardar Khan:Vidhayak JP Singh ko koot diye. SP ye office me. Woh bhi uske baap ke saamne. Sardar Khan naam hai humara. Bata dijiyega sabko. Kaa kiye?… koot diye. SP ye office me. Baap ke saamne.

11. In his house

Ramadhir Singh: Bhonsdi ke! Ab toh sach bol de bhonsdi ke! Warna tumko maar ke gaadh denge wahin pe hum.

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12. Same scene as above

Ramadhir Singh: Pasha tune suna hoga ki maa-baap apne bachchon ke liye jaan bhi de sakte hain..par yeh waala baap teri jaan le lega.

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13. When junior Danish Khan comes to jail with a tiffin carrier and jailor asks to open the tiffin.

Danish Khan: Kya khole? Ungli daal ke choka lagayenge kya?

14. When he comes out of jail

Sardar Khan: Maarenge nahin saale ko. Keh ke lenge uski.

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15. When Asgar catches Sardar Khan flirting again.

Sardar Khan: Arrey Allah miyan ne kaha hai chaar nikaah karne ko. To unko kaise mana kar de? Koi na koi kaaran hoga na ki woh chahte hum chaar biwiyan rakkhen. Chaar ghar ka bhala ho. Tumlog ke saath samasya yehi hai, sirf apne baare sochte ho. Swaarthi kahin ke.

16. When a constable enter Sultan’s butcher den

Sultan: Yeh Wasseypur hai. Yahan kabootar bhi ek pankh se udta hai, aur doosre se apna izzat bachata hai.

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17. When the country made local guns were found unusable

Sardar Khan: Yeh kya bawaseer bana diye ho? Saala haath jhanjhanaye jaata hai. Maarte hain kasai mohalla jaata hai kalkatta. Chutiya samjhe ho kya?

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18. Ramadhar Singh in an introspective conversation with his son JP Singh.

Ramadhir Singh: Beta, tumse na ho paayega. Hume tumhare lachchan bilkul theek nahi lag rahe hain.

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19. Sardar Khan seeking keys to the jeep to take his injured son Danish Khan to hospital.

Sardar Khan: Saala chaabi kahan hai? Gaand mein ghusa diye ho kya chaabi sab?

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20. When blasting back at Ramadhir Singh

Sardar Khan: Zara gaand me haath daal ke soongh ke batao mantri ji naashte me kya khaye hain?

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21. Same scene as above

Sardar Khan: Agar hamare bete ko kuch ho jaata na to itna goli maarte ki aapka driver bhi khaali khokha bech bechkar raees ban jaata.

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22. Ramadhir Singh discussing strategies with his men

Ramadhir Singh: Jaise loha lohe ko kaat ta hai, waise chutiya hi toh chutiye ko kaatega na?

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23. Same scene as above

Ramadhir Singh: Jab tak iss desh mein saneema hai, tab tak log chutiye bante rahenge.

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24. Faizal Khan’s confessing his fantasies to Mohsina

Faizal Khan: Tumhein yaad kar kar ke, haath dukh gaya humara.

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25. Mohsina Khan bullying Faizal Khan

Mohsina Khan: To phir apni amma ke saath hi jao na, hamari kya zaroorat hai.

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26. Sardar Khan announcing a threat to Ramadhir Singh’s men

Sardar Khan: Wasseypur ki ladki ko aghva kar liya gaya hai. Agar teen ghante me lautayi nahi gayi to poore ilaake me itni bomb maarenge ki sab dhuan dhuan ho jayega. Aur Ramadhir Singh ke poori khandaan se randi ka naach nachayenge.

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27. Sultan Qureshi rallying his men

Sultan Qureshi: Har ched mein bandook daalo. Aur itna goli maaro ki Faizal Khan ke qile ko Hawa Mahal bana do.

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28. Faizal Khan promises revenge to his mother Nagma Khatoun.

Faizal Khan: Baap ka, dada ka, bhai ka; sabka badla lega re tera Faizal.

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29. Faizal Khan explaining his philosophy

Faizal Khan: Eee dhande mein do cheezon pe kabhi bharosa nahin karna chahiye. Ek toh khud se paida hone waale khauff pe, aur doosra kisi ke saath pe. Ek hi toh jaan hai. Ya toh Allah lega ya mohalla lega.

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30. Background narration

Nasir: Na koi kisi ka raqeeb hota hai, na koi kisi ka habeeb hota hai, Khuda ki rehmat se ban jaata hai rishtey, jahan jiska naseeb hota hai.

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31. Faizal Khan to Fazlu just before killing him

Faizal Khan: Hum to sochte they Sanjeev Kumar ke ghar me hum Bachchan paida huye. Lekin jab aankh khula to dekhe hum to saala Shashi Kapoor hain. Bachchan to koi aur hai.

32. Ramadhir Singh to his son J P Singh

Ramadhir Singh: Tum apni bhavnaon ko daalo apni gaand me. Saale yahaan baithe chote chote bachchon ke saath netagiri karte ho. Abey apne chetra me jao thoda motivation do apne logon ko.

33. Nasir’s narration about Definite

Nasir: Har koi apne galli mohalle ka ya to Sanjay Dutt tha ya to Salman Khan.

34. Perpendicular at a jewellery shop

Perpendicular: Hamara naam hai Perpendicular. Faizal Khan hamare bade bhai hain. Hum aapka dukan lootne aye hain.

35. Accomplice Guddu narrating about Definite

Guddu: Bhaiya woh saala uski beti se pyar karta tha. Aur roz ye log kabhi chat par, to kabhi yard me chodam patti karte they.

36. Faizal Khan to his brother Perpendicular

Faizal Khan: Abey aisa kaun sa badhka padhai kar rahe ho. Jaa jaake gai ka doodh duo, seedha chief minister banoge.

37. Faizal Khan to Shamshad Alam

Faizal Khan: Teri awaaz Lata Mangeshkar kai ho gaya bey.

38. Shamshad Alam to police inspector Gopal Singh

Shamshad Alam: Aap jaante hai baahar log police waale ko kya bolte hain? Policewala roz Faizal ka aand khujalne jaata hai.

39. Faizal Khan to Shamshad Alam

Faizal Khan: Yeh teri awaaz ko kya hua, Ramadhir Singh ka lemon choos to nahi le liya?

40. Nasir & Guddu explaining meaning of name Definite to Faizal Khan

Faizal Khan: Definite ka asli naam kya hai?

Nasir: Definite ka asli naam Definite hai.

Faizal Khan: Definite ka matlab kya hota hai?

Guddu: Jo definite hota hai, usi ko definite kahta hai.

41. Guddu instructing on phone to kill Sultan

Accomplice: Brahmin sab ka meat hota hai na bhaiyya, katthal.

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