SonyLiv Web Series: All dialogues from Scam 1992 – The Harshad Mehta Story

Biographies are the flavour of the season and after my own life biography (Rated 5/5 on Amazon India by readers) made it to the stands, I started binge-watching Scam 1992 – The Harshad Mehta story on SonyLiv. Biographies on controversial and newsmaking stories always make good reading and watching. The Scam 1992 series is rated amongst the best visual motion products ever on the IMDB site. Having binge watched it thrice, I used the fourth round of viewing to compile ALL the outstanding dialogues of the movie.

The dialogues not yet popularized on internet (as it appears in order)

  1. Ghar me bhi local train waali feeling aati hai, saala aisa chalta raha na to thode hi din me dhakka mukki bhi shuru ho jayegi.
  2. Sabke pocket, rocket ban gaye hain.
  3. Maala japne ki umar me maasi maalamal ban gayi hai.
  4. Abhi apne pass kharch karne ke liye sirf time hi to hai, nahi to sahi time ka wait karne me khud kharch ho jayenge.
  5. Gujrati ke liye dhanda, dharam se bhi bada hota hai.
  6. Market me sabse bada jokhim, to jokhim na lene me hai..
  7. Jahaan swaarth nahi, wahan uska Jagannath nahi.
  8. Bas tu Dhyan Chand bana rahe aur goal pe goal maarte jaa.
  9. Jab tak kadam kitchen me na pade, lagta nahi ki ghar hai.
  10. Chinta chitaa samaan hoti hai.
  11. Dekh paisa hamare pass hai nahi, aur hamari shakal dekh ke koi dega bhi nahi, to akal ko kaam pe lagate hain na.
  12. Bhains aaya nahi ki tu chaas ke sapne dikha raha hai.
  13. Yeh English naam sunte hi logon ka bharosa badh jaata hai.
  14. Pranav bhai mujhe papad belna hi nahi, seedha tal ke khaana hai, woh bhi kanda tamatar ke saath..
  15. Woh tere yeh kabootar khaane me nahi aayenge, iski shoba badhane. Kya hai na, teri yeh gareebi dekh ke, unko unki ameeri satayegi.
  16. Harshad hai na, BSE ka Kapil Dev hai.
  17. Pushpa I hate tears, but I love cheers.
  18. Ali Baba aur chaalis chor, Harshad Mehta aur GrowMore.
  19. Itna ghatiya chai banate ho, ki saala biscuit bhi bura maan jaye.
  20. Pass me SBI hai, yahaan logon ke paise deposit hote hain, aur BSE me logon ke paise udte hain.
  21. They (journalists) all eat sleep and shit together with the traders. Itna insider news hota hai ki do teen saal me sabka ghar ban jaata hai.
  22. Main sau aise logon ki sena banana chahta hun, jo apni sau taka dene ko taiyyar rahe.
  23. Ek taraf hazaaron log dango me maare jaa rahe they, aur rashtra Dhritarashtra banke tamasha dekh rakha tha. Wahin doosri taraf Rajiv Gandhi ko thali me sajakar Prime Ministership parosi jaa rahi thi.
  24. Sentimental value nahi, real value dekho, darling.
  25. Bull log umeed dikha dikha ke maar daalta hai, aur Bear log daraa daraa ke maar daalta hai.
  26. Bull ki bali chadne waali hai.
  27. Aaj ki taarikh me Manu bhai ka kaha hua jhooth bhi kisi satyavachan se kam nahi hai, market me.
  28. Mehta na rajmah, Market maja-mah!
  29. Trust is in great demand, but always in short supply. No trust, no business.
  30. If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
  31. I will see you around, if you stay around.
  32. Harshad ke dhande ke dhaar pe bharosa rakh, achche achchon ki kat jaati hai iske saamne.
  33. Yeah I understand, you should never do dirty business. Par main to kar sakta hun na!
  34. You have your own methods.. and you have faced huge losses at times because of your own methods. But yeh bhi sach hai ki aapne apni client ka nuksaan kabhi hone nahi diya… last market crash ke baad bhi nahi…you are a man of integrity.
  35. Darling abhi mera time chal raha hai, tumhare Maharajah ki gaadi hi nahi, unka mahal bhi kharid sakte hain.
  36. Aise hi chalta raha to BSE ka naam change karke HSE karna padega – Harshad Stock Exchange!
  37. Jigra jhaanton ke beech dabake rakhega to kuch nahi hoga, chaati pe lekar ghumna padega.
  38. Tujhe maloom hai India me sabse zyada kya manufacture hota hai? Heroes aur Bhagwaan. Actually hum Indians ko hero banane me mazaa aata hai.
  39. No one likes an outsider.
  40. ‘Don’t be afraid to give up the good, to go for the great’ – John D Rockfeller, the richest American who ever lived.
  41. Apne sahi kaha tha, aap logon ko banate hai… chutia banate hain.
  42. Aap mujhe jaan jaoge, to maan jaoge.
  43. Expensive doesn’t always mean good.
  44. Baraatiyon ka swagat main khud Paan Parag se karunga.
  45. Mandir ke pass traffic mila hoga, nahi? Subah hote hi log Bhagwaan ke peeche pad jaate hain.
  46. Bas Lala aaram se saas le, Hawa ka rukh badalne waala hai.
  47. Market ke hamaam me saare harami banks nange khade hain.
  48. Ab time ko zyada bhaav diya to shayad mera bhaav bhi gir jaye.
  49. Banks ko paadna bhi ho na to RBI ko poochna padta hai.
  50. Dekh naseeb ke aage pathhar pad jaaye na tab saala bandar bhi bajake jaata hai.
  51. Agar meri pooch me aag lagayenge to Lanka to unki bhi jalegi..
  52. You see a woman cannot be common, women are always special.
  53. Sucheta mere upar gussa hai to main chale jaata hun, tum apna ghar chodke kahaan jaa rahi ho?
  54. Why are we thinking of going down when the messages are coming from up? Hum par upar waalon ka haath hai.
  55. Kabul me gadhe aur chane dono milte hain.
  56. Ab jaate huye lift le leejiyega. Woh jo mehnat aapko karni thi upar aane me, woh to aapne kar liya. Ab… lift le, seediyan le… jaana to niche hi hai.
  57. Maybe your job doesn’t allow you to be violent. But my job allows me to be violent.
  58. Aur sach sach bata dijiye warna aapke gote pakad ke uska gathiya bana doonga.
  59. Aao Lala, (jail) lock kar do.
  60. These things happen. Chinta karne ki zaroorat nahi hai. Yahaan pe thode dino me ek India Pakistan cricket match hoga, where India is going to defeat Pakistan, bas, sablok khush… they will forget everything.
  61. This is India, I only deal in cash.
  62. Ab time aa gaya hai, us Swami ko uski samadhi se jagaane ka.
  63. Sarkar aur Swami dono ko pata hona chahiye ki Harshad ki kundli ka shani un par bhi bhaari pad sakta hai.
  64. Dekhiye amount (40 lacs) aapke liye badi hogi, mere liye nahi.
  65. This is not the Harshad Mehta scam, it is the PV Narsimha Rao scam.
  66. Saale ne saalon ke naam pe hi company khol di.
  67. Yeh jigra na jhanton me lekar ghumta hai tu.
  68. Agar paison ko pakad ke nahi rakha to use shani banne me der nahi lagti.
  69. Bahut kuch badla, lekin phir bhi kuch nahi badla.

The 18 popular dialogues already on the internet (no particular order)

 

      

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